It reverts back to the dope who asked the question of whether he should play at a table where he even thinks the dealer is cheating. This brings to mind some idiotic questions that were put to certain people:a. A guy pitches a no hitter and the first question a reporter shoots at him,
"Are you feeling good about now?"
b. A couple is standing in the street watching their house burn down. Someone asks, "Are you upset?"
c. A guy topples out of a third story window and lays writhing on the ground. Somebody rushes up and asks, "Are you hurt?"
I always ask these people the same thing, "If you thought your wife was trying to poison you, would you eat a meal she just cooked for you?"
Once a guy looked back at me with big innocent eyes and stated, "I guess I would, if I was hungry." This guy would play at a table even if he knew the dealer could place the ball in any slot he wanted.
Guys like that are prime candidates to buy any stray oil wells you may have in your backyard.
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